Babies smell like poo

Because sometimes, you just need to state a weird, slightly gross truth - for no reason at all. Whether you're sending it to a new parent or just want to make a friend laugh, this card delivers peak nonsense energy.

✨ A6 size, printed on white recycled card stock
💌 Comes with a matching recycled envelope
✍️ Blank inside for your own unfiltered brilliance

Perfect for baby showers, random Tuesdays, or whenever the mood strikes to say something totally unnecessary.